Damn Model Bloat

"Margin Of Error" (marginoferror)
11/26/2014 at 11:02 • Filed to: NEWCARSSUCKS

Jaguar is dead to me. They're worse than MINI

DISCUSSION (43)

Jedidiah > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:05

All modern cars are like this.

The car industry is dead to me.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:06

Not sure if serious, but also don't care if serious. IT'S TRUE!

Nibby > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:07

Cars have to get bigger so they can accommodate larger people.

Margin Of Error > Jedidiah
11/26/2014 at 11:07

Well said, bro, so true.

kinjasignedmeout > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:09

Safety, bro.

Jayhawk Jake > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:09

Well, you'll be dead in a wreck in the old one so...

Jayhawk Jake > Nibby
11/26/2014 at 11:09

Maybe partly, it's mostly safety

NervesOfThrill > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:09

It is a trade off I agree. Bigger, but safer and much, much more power.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:10

The XKE is actually a rather small car.

Margin Of Error > Nibby
11/26/2014 at 11:10

People are getting bigger because there's too much room in modern BLOATED cars.

CB > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:10

Yes, how dare vehicles required to have safety ratings and accommodate larger people comfortably be larger than vehicles where the driver was the crumple zone.

Jedidiah > Nibby
11/26/2014 at 11:10

Not because of the federally impact mandated bumpers that swell the front and rears by hiding under sheets of plastic?

Or mandated hood height?

Or massive pillars that you can't see around?

Fat people might have something to do with it, but cars are designed now mostly to meet standards.

Jedidiah > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:11

Kinja'd!!!

This is ridiculous. The rear glass is smaller on the F-Type than it is on the E-Type.

Nibby > Jedidiah
11/26/2014 at 11:11

I was making a joke. :P

Margin Of Error > Jayhawk Jake
11/26/2014 at 11:12

Better die happy while hooning.

Margin Of Error > kinjasignedmeout
11/26/2014 at 11:12

Where there's safety, there's no pleasure.

Jedidiah > Nibby
11/26/2014 at 11:13

I know.

I just take every chance I get to bitch about modern cars and how they ruin my lawn.

T5Killer > kinjasignedmeout
11/26/2014 at 11:14

This is all the safety I need

Kinja'd!!!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > T5Killer
11/26/2014 at 11:18

HOOOOOOOOAHHH!!!!!!

Freaking warrior belt!!!!! +100 Ranger points!!!!

spanfucker retire bitch > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:18

I'd rather have the F-Type. It's faster, it's safer, it's more reliable, looks like sex and accelerates like a bat out of hell.

Margin Of Error > CB
11/26/2014 at 11:19

That crumple zone thing, it's a myth invented by steel and car corporations.

Cars need more steel and are so easy to get totaled now. Sell more steel, sell more cars.

And the wheel keeps on rollin'

Over and over

djmt1 > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:19

Dat ass x2

Margin Of Error > spanfucker retire bitch
11/26/2014 at 11:19

It looks like safe sex.

TheHondaBro > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:20

Considering Sean Connery couldn't fit in a 2000GT, I'd say larger cars are better.

CB > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:21

Nice trolling.

spanfucker retire bitch > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:21

You must have condoms over your eyes.

Kinja'd!!!

Autofixation > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:22

This is why I work at a Subaru dealership but still drive a 2000 Impreza.

Hooker > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:22

This is an interesting chicken or the egg conversation. I'd like to see where this goes. Which came first, the fat fuck or the fat car to accommodate the fat fuck?

spanfucker retire bitch > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:23

I can tell if what you're doing is brilliant satire, or if you really are that full of shit that you believe your own lies and ignorance.

If it's the former, well done sir. Well done.

T5Killer > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
11/26/2014 at 11:25

1337HPMustang > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:25

have you actually driven an old car? I've driven a 396 chevelle SS with a four speed and while it was a visceral experience, it doesn't compare in any way to new cars except novelty. I'd take the new jag over the old one every single time. You want a tiny car? get yourself a miata

Jayhawk Jake > Margin Of Error
11/26/2014 at 11:28

I'd be much happier in the F-Type